Mommy is losing it. She thinks I need another bath but I swear I got one last week. She says she is going to look it up.
So when she put that apron on, I went outside and decided I was going to stay there. It's not that I dislike baths as I do get a nice massage and treats and Mommy one on one time but I have better things to do, don't you know?
If you were a dawg how often would you want to be washed? Mommy says as soon as we feel or look dirty.