Each day that human gets the hose out and waters the plants that she has and even waters the pots that haven't been planted yet. What a silly human.
I like to follow her around and get my feet wet. Then I like to run in the mud just so I can watch her wash the kitchen floor.
She's learned a trick. She closes the French doors to the kitchen so I only track mud into one room. Now that's not fun.
Don't you think she needs to laugh at such stuff? Oh, it looks like she tries but after the 5th day in a row of me doing it, (she's slow) she learns a new trick.
She expects ME to learn a trick instantly but her it takes 5 days.
Humans... can't take them anywhere!